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Tip for Anime Provided by: Flamedra Feb 13, 2008 The Physics of Anime This tip is currently ranked 4.7 out of 5 by a bunch of voters. Flamedra has earned 5 gems! Breasts are magnetically attracted to heads. This is why they rest at near-head level, and why flying girls always land breasts down on some poor guy’s face. The above rule is nullified once the character reaches 50 years of age. Gravity applies to objects only. Humans can go flying at will and stay in the air indefinitely after jumping. Craziness of hairstyle is directly proportional to the importance of the character. Matter cannot be created nor destroyed, with the exception of battle outfits and weaponry. Sound waves created by crashing/arguing/whining good guys are absorbed by the air before they reach the sleeping bad guy’s ears. In the case of a distorted reality, explosions will restore the natural order. Weather is determined by a one-variable formula: W=protagonist’s mood. Rocks love music. Any character’s battle cry can cause them to rise in the air. Should a spell-caster be killed, everything (s)he was involved with will return to its previous state, and the memories of all innocent bystanders will be erased. Blood, while thicker than water, will always spurt out of a wound for 30+ seconds with the velocity of power-washer water. When two objects of different masses collide, the smaller one will always break the larger. Friction is a small, if not negligible force. With a single step, a character can reach any speed, and a downed opponent will slide until (s)he hits a rock. Hair often acts as a prism, splitting light into any color of the rainbow (and then some) the owner chooses. Time is subject to the desperation of the protagonist. More desperation will speed up time, and less desperation/more determination will slow down time, possibly indefinitely. For an aspiring hero, the lungs are the most important thing to exercise. Experience has proven that a hero’s strength increases exponentially based on the length and volume of his best scream

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There are 6 Replies:
Message	Person and Time
you forgot one! though human, anime people can often unhinge their jaw to produce fantastic expressions or devour large quantities of food at one time.	SkoII, Hound of Eternal Night Feb 13, 2008 (92 days and 14 hours ago)
WOOT! Awesome "My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"	Anime-4-Ever Feb 13, 2008 (92 days and 14 hours ago)
anime people can often unhinge their jaw to produce fantastic expressions or devour large quantities of food at one time Consider it added! Man, how did I miss that one?	Flamedra Feb 13, 2008 (92 days and 13 hours ago)
Breasts are magnetically attracted to heads. If only this were true in the real world... lol.	ssj4 pimp Feb 13, 2008 (92 days and 11 hours ago)
Craziness of hairstyle is directly proportional to the importance of the character. lol	Rowloman Feb 14, 2008 (91 days and 11 hours ago)
tsunades an excepition to 50 year old thing	crystalblade13 Feb 17, 2008 (88 days and 12 hours ago)

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