Howard Finkel: The following match is scheduled for one decision and is a TLC match for the Hardcore Championship!
JR: And here we go ladies and gentlemen!
:Pain hits as the game walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction. He gets to the apron and spits his water into the audience:
King: And theres the defending champ JR! THE GAME!
:Big Joe's music hits as the hated newcomer comes down to the ring. The audience doesnt respond too nicely:
King: Get ready JR! The roofs gonna come down after the last guy comes out!
H...B...K
appears on the Titantron as the HeartBreak Kid Shawn Michaels dances his way down to the ring to a huge ovation:
King: These cheers are deafening JR!
:Hbk slided into the ring. Does a quick twirl and stretches into his big muscle flex as pyros go off.:
JR: Joe starting things off with a big headbutt to The showstoppa now. HBK might be too cocky for his own good! The champ sliding out of the ring lookin for toys. HBK is reeling from Joe's onslaught. The Game is in with a chair. He just cracked it over Joe's head. Game turning around...OH! HBK with a super kick knocking the chair into game's face!
King: This could end right now JR! HBK getting the ladder and setting it up! He's climbing but wait. Joe has him and powerbombed him off the ladder! AHHHH!!
JR:Oh what a sickening crack! The champ is back up now and his hitting Joe with some rights and lefts...irish whip...knee to the face! Joe's tooth flew out. Game hooking Joe for the System Shutdown but HBK with a misslile dropkick to his face! This is mayhem! Joe has recovered and has HBK up for a chokeslam! OH DOWN HE GOES! CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! The Game with a low blow to Joe. Oh DDT! The Game now setting up the ladder and climbing it. He's getting close. HBK setting up a table in the ring. Joe climbing the ladder. The 2 are duking it out on the ladder! HBK with a running start...he knocked over the ladder! Joe and The Game just both smashed through that table! HBK seizing the oppurtunity now. He's set up the ladder...
King: He just left the ring JR! HBK has got another table. He's setting it up as Joe comes too. HBK setting Joe up for a top rope frankensteiner...wait Joe reversed it into a powerbomb through the table off the top rope! HBK just folded into himself like an accordian! The Game is back up and Joe with strong punches ot the champ. Joe is dominating here! Joe plants Game with a big spinebuster. Joe setting up the ladder...Joe climbing...
JR: OH OH OH! HBK! HBK! HBK! OUT OF NOWHERE! OFF THE TOP ROPE HE WENT FLYING AND DELIVERED A JUMPING SUPER KICK TO THE FACE OF JOE! GOOD GOD WHAT A SHOT!!! There both down now! The Game rolling over trying to get up! Hes up now. He is going to the outside for a breather while the others lie motionless in the ring. The Game removing the monitors off our announce table...whats he doing?
King: I dont know JR but I dont like it! Game having second thoughts and he rolls back into the ring. HBK is waiting and immediately begins the offensive on Game. Strikes to the face and and irish whip...hurricanrana! Game is rolled over into himself. HBK going outside! UH OH! He's got one of the 30 ft ladders set up in the ring! LOOK OUT! Joe attacks HBK with clubs to the back and a piledriver.
JR: Joe stomping away at HBK as Game springs to his feet. Joe turning around into the SYSTEM SHUTDOWN! SYSTEM SHUTDOWN! JOE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT! The Game stumbling to the ladder. Game climbing! Hes going for the gold! HBK back up now too! Low blow to the Game and he comes tumbling off the ladder. Game cant breath among other things now...HBK climbing the ladder...hes up there...but wait Joe is too! Joe and HBK exchanging shots up there. OH NOO! Joe has his hand around HBK's throat! NOOOO DONT DO IT! A CHOKESLAM OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! MY GOD WHAT STRENGTH FROM BIG JOE! HE HEAVED HBK OFF THE LADDER OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE TABLE!
King: HBK has to be dead JR. Hes not moving. The Game has shoved Joe off the ladder and now these 2 are fighting in the ring.
JR: This has been one heck of a match thus far! The Champ gaining the upper hand on the big bad Big Joe. Game with a sleeper hold locked in on him now. Joe is going down onto a knee. HBK is still out. The Game letting go and stomping on Joe. Kicks to the kidneys. Game with a piledriver onto Joe. Game has a chair now. He is slamming away at Joe without mercy! My god look at the "Carnage"!
King: Cheap pop alert...
JR: Joe has been brutally busted open. The Game climbing the ladder for the belt. He has the belt in his hands! WAIT! HBK JUST APPEARED ON THE TOP ROPE! HE DOVE AT THE BELT! BOTH MEN GET A GRIP ON THE BELT AND IT BREAKS! BUT WHO WINS??!!!
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, by draw, and STILL GTWF HARDCORE CHAMPION THE GAME!!
:Pain plays as Game celebrates. The ref is arguing with Finkel:
JR: Now whats this all about? What is going on over there?
King: I Dont know JR we have to see.
:The ref goes back into the ring:
Howard Finkel: The referee has just informed me that there WILL BE NO DRAW! A DECISIVE WINNER IS NEEDED! Therefore the first person to gain a pinfall will become champion!
JR: OH BOY! This fight is still goin! The Game is desperately arguing with the ref. The Ref aint listening. The Game is very pissed off now. HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THE REF! Big Joe up...DEATH BRINGER! DEATH BRINGER! THE GAME IS OUT! THE GAME IS DOWN! The cover but theres no ref! Wake up ref we have a new champion. Ive got a 20 count already!
King: Joe has it won but there is no ref. Joe getting a chair and is beating the champ with it. HBK stumbling to his feet now...
JR: God that ref has to wake up! Joe has decimated the champ! HBK with a big dropkick to Joe. HBK climbing the ladder!
king: AHHHHHHHH! THE ELBOW DROP OFF THE LADDER RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF BIG JOE! He's covering him....the ref slllooowwwlllyyy inching 1............................2............................. ..NO! GAME BROKE IT UP. Game with a kick to HBK! SYSTEM SHUTDOWN!
JR: ITS OVER! 1....2....NO WAY! NO WAY! HBK KICKED OUT! The Game is irate! He's arguing with the ref as HBK flips to his feet as the crowd roars chants of "H..B..K" Dont turn around champ! GOOD GOD! A SWEET CHIN MUSIC! THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! THAT WAS THE HARDEST KICK IVE EVER SEEN!
King: I saw a couple teeth fly out JR! I also think I saw his jaw break!
JR: HBK with the cover...1........2........3!!! YES WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Howard Finkel: The winner of this bout and NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW GTWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!
:Sexy Boy hits as HBK climbs to the top of ladder and shows off the belt: