Foreword: Three of the four characters in this story are characters I made up. They are about the nastiest guys you can imagine. One beats people with spiked clubs, one slaps people like a woman, and one whips people. They are all very mean and have killed innocent people before.

Those of you who like Spongebob can appreciate the fact that he's in this story.

Those of you who don't like Spongebob can appreciate the insult I give him in this story.

One day, Mr. Spit, Bicklaud, Mr. Shoe, and Spongebob were accused for saying bomb in an airport, killing a blue cow, and giving a kid fish and saying it's chicken.

Btw here are the punishments for committing these three illegal crimes:

saying bomb in an airport = go to jail

killing a blue cow = get grounded

giving a kid fish and saying it's chicken = a prank is pulled on you, either by the victim or by police

Well, since they committed all three of those crimes, they were sentenced to mummification. Mr. Spit says "I'm so hungry... and I'm cold..." Mr. Shoe is crying and there are boogers in his nose. Bicklaud's nose is dripping snot.

The first step to mummification is to remove the brain. To do this, a skinny hook is pushed up their noses until it reaches their brains. Then it is jiggled around to scramble the brain around like eggs. Then once it's mushy, they stick a spoon up the four unfortunate defendants' noses and scoop out their brains one bit at a time.

Mr. Spit, Mr. Shoe, and Bicklaud get their brains removed easily enough. But as for Spongebob (who alone seems unfazed by the whole affair), when the spoon is removed from his nose there's nothing there! Guess why?

After this, all four of them are wrapped up in bandages and thrown into sarcophagus and whenever a person is sentenced to death, they are chucked into the pyramid to be killed by the mummies (almost like on Star Wars with the reek, the acklay, and the nexu).

The end

By the way, that's actually how they make mummies. You can look it up or even watch "The Mummy"