What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't f*** a rock.

Aren't you proud Qwey, no cursing :]

Well actually I find "You can't fluff a rock" to be preferable.

Well, I tried.

That's what matters, so I'm proud of you! ^__________^

(Though I would beam if you used "fluff" or "gently caress" in the future.)

"Gently caress" doesn't quite get the point across though, something like "gently caress it's reproductive organ with my reproductive organ" would make more sense.

But it makes things amusing.

I DON"T GIVE A GENTLY CARESS WHAT YOU"RE SAYING!!!!!

Its? What kind of women (?) having you been gently caressing? 0_O

And no, Akihiko, no you can't. Poor spelling only enhances its offensiveness.

You thought right, Aki. What picture do I "own" you? No, no subliminal messages.

Though you have given me inspiration. Here are some acceptable alternatives:

• fluffy

• gently caress

• french connection

You own me a picture of you.

???

You own me a picture of you. You even said it last year. You will send me a picture of you during the Summer of 08.

Are you sure I didn't say the second summer of 08?

hahah I totally didn't know you were Aki. What is with the azn name change?

azn? How did you not know I was Aki? Can't you see my IP? And yes, you did promise me a photo on the summer. There's no way out of it now Qwey.

I demand nudes.

I can, but I don't check every person I see on gt against your IP. I never had a reason to suspect you're the same person so I never checked.

And I totally did not promise you anything. PROOF.

azn because your name has japanese syllables.

Sorry.. I apologize for that racist comment.. Please feel free to delete that reply /=

You should also use "brutally caress" in place of rape.

What is the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitchfork.