Today I woke up after six hours of sleep, saw what time it was, and went back to bed. I had a dream that I went back in time, knowingly, and I could do my whole life over again. When I woke up and realized it was just a dream, I was very sad.

I got on the computer and responded to things. Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series still hasn't updated. I contemplate sending littlekuriboh hatemail and decide against it.

I turn on the TV and then turn it off again because we only have ten or so channels, and all of them suck.

I hate America's Next Top Model.

I wish there was a channel that played Roseanne all the time.

Why does the complete series box set cost a hundred dollars more than all the season box sets combined?

I went upstairs and ate a bowl of cereal. I wish frosted flakes didn't get soggy. It takes a large amount of effort and intense concentration to get all of the tiny pieces of cereal out of the milk so I can drink it.

I wish they sold milk that tasted like milk that's soaked up frosted flakes in stores.

I ponder patenting this idea.

I run on the treadmill for thirty minutes and end up flying off the edge because I am still pondering the frosted flakes milk.

When I'm done running I sit on the treadmill and keep flying off because it's fun.

I take a shower and spend five minutes trying to get the last bit of shampoo out of the bottle.

I'm happy because it's raining outside.

Tonight I'm going out with some friends. We aren't going to do anything except be retarded.

Then I'll have to try to go to sleep for a few hours before I actually do.

Good night.

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