sorry, i meant to reply to a forum topic. im new :D

lol that's funny.

ok this is now officially the Star Craft joke thread! ^^ Runs With Scissors might be able to help us here.

here's one I made up (brace yourselves, it might make you groan...that is if you even get it):

What is shiny yellow and goes bling bling?

napalm

ok i got one. a guy dies and he goes to hell. he meets satan. satan says, "normally, i would show you three doors, and you would pick one to go through, and spend the rest of eternity there. but today, im in a good mood, so ill show you whats through all of the doors before you go through." so they look through door #1, and theres a fiery, burning world, where theres devils poking people with there sticks. the guy doesnt like that one so he looks through door #2. its a frozen wasteland. theres people that are blue, people are being mauled ny wolves, and polar bears. so he decides to look through door #3. theres people standing chest-high in crap, drinking coffee. the guy says, "this doesnt look too bad. ill pick door #3." so the guy goes in, and he asks for his cup of coffee. the guard says, "coffee break's over. everyone sit down."

^^ lol that's funny

Heres one.....

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terran GHOST-----get it....BOO!

You know you play too much StarCraft when...

· You call your house your "Nexus." · You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS. · You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals. · You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals. · You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!" · You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster. · You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose. · You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards. · Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers." · Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting. · You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode. · Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs. · The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon. · You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny. · You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent. · You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots? · Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt. · You call your school bully a Dragoon. · You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps. · You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in. · You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea. · You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. · You mistake Democrats for UED leaders. · You think babies come from Gateways. · Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk. · You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger. · You try to Optical Flare your dog. · You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!" · You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you. · You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number. · You go by your Battle.net alias. · You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier. · You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV. · You went as a Zealot for Halloween. · You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies. · You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw. · You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy. · You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. · You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai. · You name your son Fenix. · You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies. · The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff." · You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle" · You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!" · You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers. · You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name. · You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing. · You actually understand all of the above jokes