Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back, Ard.

People take such extreme pride in the smallest of accomplishments, and you can't get much smaller than this...

I don't know about that. Your reply to this post was quite insignificant considering the effort you put into it compared to him.

What, you don't consider this "accomplishment" insignificant? I just want quality posts, not overcelebratory crap like this taking up precious memory and knocking genuinely intelligent on-topic threads off the main page. I don't think that's too much to ask.

I just want quality posts, not overcelebratory crap like this taking up precious memory and knocking genuinely intelligent on-topic threads off the main page.

Omg!!1! July of last years post got knocked of the page of this dead forum.

Your bitchery is also taking up precious resources. Plus, you're not the sys admin anyway. Why don't you either grow up or apply to be mod? Otherwise, nobody's interested in what you have to say. You're as petty as they come.

"Your b******* is also taking up precious resources."

Says somebody who is also wasting said resources b*****ing at me for b*****ing at Ard. Can you say "hypocrite"? I knew you could, neighbors. I guess it takes petty to know petty, huh? What a pointless stand to be taking, calling me on the carpet for doing something that you're unabashedly indulging in yourself.

"Pluck out the beam in thine eye before thou pointeth out the mote in mine" or other Biblical words to that effect...

Yeah, I'm not actually bitching about it like you are! So, yeah if you're at all capable you can stop being a self-important asshole anytime you're ready.

OR...

You can make one of those intelligent threads that you cherish so much.

I get the feeling you'll show us how much free time you have on your hands, however. Have fun whining.

Oh, and no matter how you word it, the old "I'm not, you are" argument is the perfect illustration of that intelligence with which you allude to being so familiar.

"Yeah, I'm not actually b***ing about it like you are!"

Oh really? Care to show me where I've been using heightened emotion, lots of exclamation points and name-calling? I'm nowhere near complaining at your low level.

And would somebody please tell me why, when people argue with me in every single flame war, people feel the need to contradict themselves in the very act of "defending" their point of view, get extremely illogical and prolong the argument by repeating the same thing over and over and over again while universally refusing to listen and rationally consider how much sense I'm making? Is that truly the ONLY way to "counter" my logic? It's a curious phenomenon universal in every site I visit.

Oh, and by the way, you look like you're having much more fun whining than you think I am.

Don't you mean, "I'm not, you are"?

Lol. Asperger's sucks, doesn't it?

Don't put words in my mouth, and don't change the subject in defiance of me being right.

Well, since you have so much of your own self-worth invested in this post then I'll just leave you to it.

Quitting while you're behind? That's the first smart thing you've done.

And I'm not egotistical. You just say I am because you have no logic or evidence to counter me with, just like every other person who flames me.

Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back.

Ooh, swing and a miss. Make up your mind. You're either in the argument or you're out.

"And would somebody please tell me why, when people argue with me in every single flame war, people feel the need to contradict themselves in the very act of "defending" their point of view, get extremely illogical and prolong the argument by repeating the same thing over and over and over again while universally refusing to listen and rationally consider how much sense I'm making? Is that truly the ONLY way to "counter" my logic? It's a curious phenomenon universal in every site I visit."

Agreed. That's something I'd like to know myself, and Lance Link would be the perfect person to answer if he wasn't so busy being in denial.