"You really know how to treat a door. I've got pebbles welling up in my eyes." He's just as happy with a box of chocoates as with an expensive gift. But why would a stone door be impressed with a rock? Save your jewels for ladies.
"That was wicked... literally." If you're evil enough, as soon as you speak to him he says in an awestruck voice, "MASTER!" and opens right up.
"Where is the gallant knight? Where is the evil mage? Where is the mischievous bandit?" Where are his glasses? That door is near-sighted.
"I'm knackered!" Probably a better time to open this door than while taking the traders to Barrow Fields.
What about the one between Headsman's Hill and Gibbet Woods you get to by fighting Thunder? "I'm not best pleased with that mess, but a deal's a deal. Nip on through."
And that snooty door in Lychfield Cemetery? "I don't want you getting your dirty fingerprints all over me" or something like that. Hmmph! He can get as condescending as he wants to, but we have the power of the A button.
But the one in the Necropolis that wanted to be a silver key chest is probably my favorite now that he busted out with "Why do I always have to meet the freaks?" I really did laugh out loud! Well to answer his question of how I got all that way without a single silver key, IT WASN'T FREAKIN' EASY!
