There are not enough colours of yoshi to fill your club, unless you plan on cross-breeding members.

How can I possibly think of making more when I want to brutally murder pretty much all of the already existing Yoshis? I mean, a Yoshi video game? Did you see that? Plus, I think most of them are homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that but I'm tired of being laughed at around here for watching sports and not using hair gel. I just don't like the stuff, okay?!? (sighs)

Maybe I'll see if Hotel Mario will impregnate Yoshee sometime...

That's lovely, Davias.

...Do hope that your 'post' can get a lot of people to join your club. However, doubt it's going to happen.

I see you've already made a great impression on your cell mates. I'd stay away of the one called Bubba from feedback...

No they are not homosexuals. You just can't distinguish the males from the females (maybe they can't either though so you could be part right.) I don't even think they mate, tbh. Maybe in order to make hybrids, you have to graft body parts of one onto the other like plants.

Qweyoshi, since I've been here over the last month or so, I've had a chance to study these creatures and discovered... what? I've only been here a little over a day?? Aww c'mon! Are you freakin' kidding me?! Damn it.. well anyway, their mating rituals include sucking each other into their mouths and spitting them out just to giggle for a brief moment and repeat the process. Also, they keep wandering up to me while I'm trying to sleep, almost demanding that I ride them or else they will lick my face with their unclean tongues. Don't ask me what I chose :(

By the way, ATR, I ate Tama Yoshi.. I'm sorry but don't look at me like that... I was just trying to fit in! Um, will you still be in my Yoshi club, plz?

don't u think ur punishment is a bit weak? how about maulad by a giant yoshi.

and i might make a club.

i wud join

but yoshi is ghey OMG LOL

~run awai~

don't u think ur punishment is a bit weak? how about maulad by a giant yoshi.

and i might make a club.

Ack! This thing can talk?! You don't have any contagious life-threatening diseases, do you, little guy? I suppose it really doesn't matter, at this point. I've already been 'maulad' by a giant yoshi when I bent over in the shower. You don't realize how far their tongues can stretch until you actually see one :-\

And no, you aren't allowed to form a club because it was my idea first. However, since you obviously have some mysterious deep affection for Yoshi that nobody understands, you can be in charge of bringing new members to the club. If and whenever we get enough members to where I can leave this filthy buttwipe of an island, you can then be in charge! Qweyoshi, ATR, and Speed Bike Pro are automatically considered official members for replying regardless of whatever they may say in the future. So just 995 more until we reach our goal and they start calling you Mr. President! (nudge) Hooray! :D

well i want 2. mine will be better, (not saying urs will be crud), but i think we should have 2 clubs. ok?

Hmmm... iloveyoshi, had the thought ever occurred to you that if we formed 2 separate clubs, it could catastrophically split the community apart? Following that ideology would lead to having 2 competing factions in which both parties involved are bent on being superior than the other. Eventually, people will get angry and start protesting while others may get their feelings hurt and just never return. We will be left with a desolate lifeless forum where Yoshi will be nothing more than a vague memory of the past. Is that what you want? :(

Personally, I subscribe to unity. With a single club, we will all be joined together singing and laughing about how awesome it is to all be best friends and Yoshi lovers. And without all the fighting, we will have more time to plan pizza parties! Of course, we can have those in our very own Yoshi fort that we build using teamwork and supplies from Home Depot. Now, doesn't that sound much better than the war you were unknowingly lobbying for? :)

well, y not a vote to see which one should. urs excepts any1, even if they hate yoshi. mine will, and there be similar things to yours but mine will have topics (fave yoshi flash game, fave thing about yoshi etc.)

and btw SBP, how the heck is yoshi gay?

Because he has same-sex secks.

Nice try, Davias. But I am too '00ber' to fall for a trick like that!

...Well, if you are wanting more and more people to join the Yoshi club... then may I suggest going to every forum and holding every reg at gunpoint?

iloveyoshi, did you not read anything I just typed? Gah, you know what? Nevermind.. by the way, what's wrong with being gay? So what if Yoshi likes it in his pooper? Ever noticed how Yoshi is always swallowing fruit? The game designers have hidden thousands of subtle clues such as that to elude to Yoshi's sexual orientation. As a matter of fact, in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, if you score 100 in every level, you will get an alternate ending where Mario comes back 20 years later and makes out with Yoshi to thank him for his help.

I mean, so what? It's simply what Yoshi likes to do. You shouldn't preach such intolerance unless you want a club of ignorant homo-haters... I know you're probably just going to reply with some crap like, "no, yoshi club will be fun for everyone and we will have cupcakes" Blah blah blah! Oh well, you know what? You win. Play your Yoshi flash games of who can hunt down and kill the most Yoshis wearing fanny packs and make your polls asking, "Who's the best Yoshi?" when the only option is, "Not the one that likes men" but I can't or rather refuse to be apart of it.

ATR, I tried that but the majority opted for death.

Hey I think cupcakes sound better than pizza parties.

iloveyoshi, will you have a fort for your club?

I sorta sense that Daviashi has some underlying hatred of Yoshi. I think it's cuz he's afraid of gays.

uhh me liek yoshis specilly teh ones dat can fit big tings in der muoths dat way dey r relly gud fiters and r gud yoshis!

my yoshi is magenta...u wanna pet it?

Hey I think cupcakes sound better than pizza parties.

iloveyoshi, will you have a fort for your club?

Qweyoshi, why do you hate me? Do I really deserve this? I'm really not that bad of a person. I mean, I'm glad you can sleep at night and everything. Seriously, I wouldn't be able to if I were mercilessly torturing someone so sweet and innocent 0:)

I sorta sense that Daviashi has some underlying hatred of Yoshi. I think it's cuz he's afraid of gays.

Oooo! iloveyoshi, she just called Yoshi gay, did you see how she correlated the two? She claims that I hate Yoshi for some unknown reason but then went on to guess it's probably because I am afraid of gays, like Yoshi. She basically just admitted that she believes Yoshi is, in fact, a total flamer. What is your response to that, being the Yoshi fan as well as the anti-gay bigot that you are?

my yoshi is magenta...u wanna pet it?

No. No, I don't.

Epic entry with thunders and the stuffin'

Breaks through the belly of daviashi leaving behind a huge hole that oddly closes itself a split second later

Starts playing a guitar in an epic way

Gives a small punch at daviashi's face

That's for eating me during my slumber, traitor. Oh yeah, here's your guitar by the way... I found it in your belly so I guess it's yours.

(blinks) Well, I can't say I ever envisioned that happening. Although, with my luck lately, it really doesn't shock me either. Would you like to be in my cool Yoshi club, former stomach dweller?

Blinks too

I just forgot how I got out of... you... without killing you. And NO! How am I supposed to like you? You ate me! I don't know why or how... but you did! And somehow that was supposed to kill me.

Now I'll be waiting for Andrew...

FINALLY decided to show, Tama? Where the HELL have you been?! Haven't you noticed that I took my shot in the RP AGES ago?!

.....Also - tama, before you make your move... go back a page and re-read the RP post and take off from where the last got to in a new post!!

Where was I? ~he turns to ATR and raises his left eyebrow~

Well, isn't it obvious? I was in his belly, he ate me!

...I was actually addicted to a new game that came out about a month ago if that explains things better.

I just re-read your turn and I have great ideas for the next one. Just you wait for about 9 hours, then I will do the turn.

A new game? Which one was it called may I ask? I've usually been addicted to Mario Kart Wii mostly.

Just remember to make a new post when you are making your move, okay? I'll got LOTS of ideas planned out anyway, so I will wait paitently for you to make your move,.

Actually, It's not a month ago but 2 indeed. It's brawl. I received the wii 2 weeks ago...

You FINALLY decided to get a bloody Wii? Heh, is Brawl any good? I'm getting it on the 27th.

After all this time he finally get's a wii.

(never mind......)

I had it before, my brother was just taking it to his home now and then. I actually have the Wii since about 1 year.