1. if your rich and dont need money dont steal the maidens leave it to the dragons or if your in need of rupees steal her and sell her to another evil overlord.
2. always buy a nice tower with no holes in the cells. booby traps make a nice adition also.
3. buy lots of guards and monsters. TRAIN THEM IN THE BEST WAY POSIBLE.
4. never leave rupees laying around in jars, moats, and grass. if possible make a vault with super securty. you never know when green lunatics are going around.
5. never leave crates laying around. i can understand if you have incoming shipments that include death rays but just dont. put them in another vault. those elves act like four year olds.
6. putting a jewel on your head just costs too much money. dont do it.
7. tridents dont cut it. go with the machine guns and bazooka family.
8. deku scrubs never make good armies.
9. put plenty of cameras and living statues in your domain. make sure they can look beneath themselves. thieves think it funny to walk underneath them.
10. if you must try to enslave an entire world do it in style. undead are just freaky.
11. teach yourself kung fu or how to use swords well. no one likes being defeated by little men wearing tights.
12. i repeat. NO MAIDEN KIDDNAPPING!
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